Your resume is bad and you should feel bad
Warming up the roast pit...
Our free roast is just the appetizer. Get a personalized, AI-generated deep roast with actual career advice baked into the burns.
RoastMyResume is a free, instant resume feedback tool that tells you what recruiters are actually thinking when they glance at your resume for 6 seconds before tossing it. We analyze your resume for buzzwords, cliches, red flags, and formatting crimes, then deliver the verdict in the most entertaining way possible.
Whether you're a fresh grad with a resume that's 90% "proficient in Microsoft Word" or a senior exec who thinks "synergy" is still impressive, we've got a roast for you. Use the feedback to tighten up your resume, remove the fluff, and stand out from the pile of identical "results-driven team players" cluttering every recruiter's inbox.
Just paste your resume text into the box above, hit the big red button, and brace yourself. Our roasting engine scans for over 60 common resume sins including buzzword abuse, vague accomplishments, suspicious employment gaps, job hopping, skills section bloat, and crimes against formatting. You'll get a personalized roast report card with 5-8 targeted burns, a severity score, fire ratings per roast, and a final verdict. Share it with friends for maximum humiliation.
Our engine detects corporate buzzwords like "synergy" and "leverage," generic objectives, missing bullet points, outdated email providers, overused action verbs, employment gaps, resume length issues, hobby sections nobody asked for, that "references available upon request" line from 1987, listing Microsoft Office as a skill in the 2020s, suspicious GPAs, LinkedIn URLs, job hopping patterns, and dozens more cringe-worthy resume sins.