RoastMyResume

Your resume is bad and you should feel bad

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What is RoastMyResume?

RoastMyResume is a free, instant resume feedback tool that tells you what recruiters are actually thinking when they glance at your resume for 6 seconds before tossing it. We analyze your resume for buzzwords, cliches, red flags, and formatting crimes, then deliver the verdict in the most entertaining way possible.

Whether you're a fresh grad with a resume that's 90% "proficient in Microsoft Word" or a senior exec who thinks "synergy" is still impressive, we've got a roast for you. Use the feedback to tighten up your resume, remove the fluff, and stand out from the pile of identical "results-driven team players" cluttering every recruiter's inbox.

How It Works

Just paste your resume text into the box above, hit the big red button, and brace yourself. Our roasting engine scans for over 60 common resume sins including buzzword abuse, vague accomplishments, suspicious employment gaps, job hopping, skills section bloat, and crimes against formatting. You'll get a personalized roast report card with 5-8 targeted burns, a severity score, fire ratings per roast, and a final verdict. Share it with friends for maximum humiliation.

Common Resume Mistakes We Catch

Our engine detects corporate buzzwords like "synergy" and "leverage," generic objectives, missing bullet points, outdated email providers, overused action verbs, employment gaps, resume length issues, hobby sections nobody asked for, that "references available upon request" line from 1987, listing Microsoft Office as a skill in the 2020s, suspicious GPAs, LinkedIn URLs, job hopping patterns, and dozens more cringe-worthy resume sins.

FAQ

Is this actually useful for improving my resume?
Surprisingly, yes. Behind every roast is a kernel of truth. If we're mocking your buzzwords, you probably have too many. If we're roasting your length, it's probably too long. Think of it as tough love from a recruiter who's had too much coffee.
Is my resume data stored or shared?
Nope. All roasting happens right in your browser. Your resume text never leaves your device. We don't store, share, or even look at it. We're here to roast, not to snoop.
Why is my severity score so high?
Because your resume deserves it. But seriously, the score is based on how many resume cliches and red flags we detected. A high score means there's room for improvement. A low score means... well, we haven't seen one of those yet.
Can I use this for a LinkedIn profile?
Absolutely. Paste your LinkedIn summary and watch us destroy it. LinkedIn profiles are often even worse than resumes because people think the character limit is a challenge, not a suggestion.
How many free roasts do I get?
You get 3 free roasts per day. That resets at midnight. If you need unlimited roasts (maybe you're a career counselor, or your resume is just that bad), check out the Pro version.
What's the Pro Roast?
The Pro Roast uses AI to give you a deeper, more personalized roast with actual actionable career advice woven into the burns. Think of the free version as a slap and the Pro version as a full intervention. Plus, unlimited roasts forever.
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